Ridiculaas!

i have recently been encouraged to write nonsense.

the master of ceremony held directly above me a figuerine of a giant elephant phallus. he announced to the class that i was the annual Dickhead for my availability and sportsmanship for being the most sought after and popular idiot. "Ridiculaas!" i screamed, scaring the rainbow back into its pot, which by the way was shat into by the owner of the afore mentioned phallus. after losing the organ, there had to be revenge and there was no holding back. the next time it rained the sky turned a muddy brown with specks that one could only describe as kernels. the smell was intolerable and Don Alfredo had no choice but to hold his head over his groin and make sure it always stayed there.