kiss and tell

a learnt how to kiss with me.

b taught me how to do things without ever taking off our clothes.

c introduced me to pink floyd.

d licked cake off my face and looked like bon jovi.

e tasted good, but had no balls, metaphorically and other wise.

f stole a kiss in a bathroom, drew me and then demonstrated massive relationship paranoia.

g was so much older, and both of us were a little drunk.

h didn't even hold my hand :(

i gave me garnet earrings, kissed me in a train, and introduced me into the most tumultuous time of my life, yet.

j took me for bike rides in the rain and rested on my shoulders later.

k was young, cute and innocent.

l was also much older, but just and only horny and vile.

m had teeth that stained my skin with massive lust, promised me helicopters and islands of money.

n was smart and began my love for stoner movies.

o and and i finally unleashed three years worth of quiet chemistry against a washing machine.

p always makes my insides flip around like crazy.

q was the same as i, but i just felt sorry for him.

r was wrong, small, but non committal, without attachment, and fun.

s was drunk fun with a broken foot.

t was forbidden, made me quiet and feverish and crushed.

u was so much younger, without a clue and very cute.

v was a banker without a clue

w clapped in public, and was bald.

x lost all points by insisting on carrying my bag

z made me fall hard, all over again.